At the end of every show, Tony and Ed choose a key phrase. Following is a (growing list) of those phrases. (Entries in bold require clarification.)

2006

April 2006

3/4/2006

"I have to go.." (TBM Caller)

4/4/2006

No Key Phrase

5/4/2006

Font of Tumescence

6/4/2006

Christian Spiel

7/4/2006

Fullsome Ignitions / 'I've never heard of Nickelback'

10/4/2006

We can't afford no gas

11/4/2006

"I don't recall"

12/4/2006

Nuclar

13/4/2006

Gape in wonder at a fat mans buttocks

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18/4/2006

You want to go halves in a baby ?

19/4//2006

Teledildonics

20/4/2006

Shuffling to Glory

21/4/2006

Huuhuuhuuhuuh (Blakey voice)

24/4/2006

I've had a boob job !

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26/4/2006

Have a happy Anzac Day

27/4/2006

The smell of donuts can increase blood flow to the penis

28/4/2006

Anything said about Kevin Costner

May 2006

1/5/2006

Hoppo Bompo

2/5/2006

Hot for Teacher

3/5/2006

Floss Cassingle

4/5/2006

Chop in a toaster

5/5/2006

If you would, Mr.Bear

8/5/2006

Djuble

9/5/2006

Urine Therapy

10/5/2006

Hear Hear

11/5/2006

And don't forget the scrotum

12/5/2006

Grolar or Pizzley

15/5/2006

Bedraggled Brant takes a dump in his hat unobserved by the mango mafia

16/5/2006

Save our boobies

17/5/2006

Hoon Hoon Hoon Adviser

18/5/2006

I'm invincible ….

19/5/2006

Content

22/5/2006

The one who writes the words for Elton John

23/5/2006

No no no no no no no no noo

24/5/2006

I'll get you the equivalent from the $2 shop

25/5/2006

The Gute

26/5/2006

Semen Rooster Something

29/5/2006

Electrocution Noise

30/5/2006

Becingham Palace

31/5/2006

Hooter Noise

June 2006

1/6/2006

Hoof Pause Arted

2/6/2006

Where are you now ?

5/6/2006

How Good Is This ?

6/6/2006

The Monkey Grabbed His Hand

7/6/2006

Switkowski

8/6/2006

Richard E Grant Was Here

9/6/2006

Charlie Sheen's Rubber Buttocks

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13/6/2006

Like to Get to Know You Well

14/6/2006

Otto Pfister

15/6/2006

Red House - Don't Forget Your Bins

16/6/2006

Otto Pfister

19/6/2006

What really annoys me is if dad forgets the chickens on Friday

20/6/2006

Which organ would you lose

21/6/2006

Taepodong 2

22/6/2006

Guys and Girls Are Different

23/6/2006

Who do you fancy in the Top 4

26/6/2006

Uuhhh..

27/6/2006

400 grams

28/6/2006

Round Eyed Tosser

29/6/2006

Yellow Belly Black Snake at a Barbeque

30/6/2006

Happy Birthday Ed Kavalee

July 2006

3/7/2006

Oooooooh

4/7/2006

Aaaaaaah / Muntaaaah

5/7/2006

I'm gonna have to get a Pfisterectomy

6/7/2006

Remember the offals are the best part

7/7/2006

No Key Phrase (not enough time)

10/7/2006

So its 6 of one and half dozen of the other, are those yours on my forehead

11/7/2006

Oh me plums

12/7/2006

Ben Elton

13/7/2006

There's a man in a bathroom soaping himself

14/7/2006

Snap, Crackle, Guardian

17/7/2006

Well I think we can assume that at some stage in their lives most women are going to have Sex

18/7/2006

It's not a crime at all … (Jeff Fenech)

19/7/2006

What's In the Box.. What's In The Box.. Today

20/7/2006

Wanna hear more about that story? Sure You Do

21/7/2006

The windows not portals outward on windows of thought …

24/7/2006

Boobed It

25/7/2006

No Key Phrase

26/7/2006

Suken Eyed Ukranian Harlots

27/7/2006

Garage Door Opening Sound

28/7/2006

Real 'Your Body Is A Wonderland'

31/7/2006

Being Here .. So Lucky

August 2006

1/8/2006

Elastic Loaf

2/8/2006

You can take my license, but you'll never take My Tequila !

3/8/2006

He's dead now, and that's as it should be. But I'll never love again ..

4/8/2006

Frogsack

7/8/2006

Megan Gale-Force water

8/8/2006

We want the finest wines available to humanity. We want them here, we want them now ..

9/8/2006

You've Got the Touch

10/8/2006

Meet Bugs Bunny

11/8/2006

14/8/2006

Pro Kozlowski Fervour

15/8/2006

At The Bowser

16/8/2006

Phantom Power Wizard Master Smasher

17/8/2006

You are dealing with Dickinson

18/8/2006

Heated Towel Rack

21/8/2006

Huhuhuhuh (Blakey Voice)

22/8/2006

Down with the pantser

23/8/2006

Bile Coloured Exa

24/8/2006

No Key Phrase (see features)

25/8/2006

Welcome Aboard Kevin Smith

28/8/2006

University Cigarette

29/8/2006

My face is haunted

30/8/2006

Gussy Sampson

31/8/2006

Eagle Eye Icehouse

September 2006

1/9/2006

Meerkat Manor

4/9/2006

Killer Albinos

5/9/2006

Don't do that coz I've got my pants around my ankles

6/9/2006

Maria, what is it you can't face ?'

7/9/2006

Catch me I'm Falling

8/9/2006

Name & Shame

11/9/2006

Chaps on Backwards

12/9/2006

Wags the dog, he likes to tango ..

13/9/2006

We're gonna have an eye popping, cracking lot of kit on that stand

14/9/2006

Free Naomi Robson

15/9/2006

Late for Work Poem

18/9/2006

Gympie Protest

19/9/2006

Ready Relief Bottle

20/9/2006

Manhole

21/9/2006

Armitage Shanks

22/9/2006

Dalek Beazley Theme

25/9/2006

Shocking horror another cover up

26/9/2006

Back Stick Trap

27/9/2006

Theres a gecko in my soup

28/9/2006

Red Hot Go

29/9/2006

Dick-bar's beat update

October 2006

10/2/2006

Home of the favourite body part of mine: The Ass

10/3/2006

No Key Phrase

10/4/2006

Bag of Testes

10/5/2006

You'll Bar Up

10/6/2006

Is this a dagger I see before me, or one of them daggers of the mind

10/9/2006

School of the air … Passiona Song

10/10/2006

Absolute Bollocks

10/11/2006

Toto Neorest

10/12/2006

10/13/2006

This is a problem

10/16/2006

Bring me something deciduous

10/17/2006

No Key Phrase

10/18/2006

My pussy saw a UFO

10/19/2006

Bob's F-Word

10/20/2006

Ed's Joke

10/23/2006

We're gonna have an eye popping cracking load of kit on that stand

10/24/2006

Hotbed of Tail

10/25/2006

Renee Lawrence is a pshycopathic lesbian

10/26/2006

The Labory Party says 'Ahhhhhhh….'

10/27/2006

Pot Kettle

10/30/2006

Warmal Globing

10/31/2006

Ohh Ohh Ohh

November 2006

11/1/2006

Knights In White Satin

11/2/2006

Did you see Axl's Gear - Allegedly

11/3/2006

Allegedly

11/6/2006

Mexicans Infuriate Me

11/7/2006

Barroom Fluffer

11/8/2006

Goodbye Col & Frank or Frogsack

11/9/2006

Turkish Grip

11/10/2006

Fartgate

11/13/2006

Scorched Colon

11/14/2006

Premier Competition

11/15/2006

Cycle of Life

11/16/2006

Blow This

11/17/2006

Obey the Cow

11/20/2006

Matera Sucks Off Johnson

11/21/2006

Horse Faced Martian

11/22/2006

Sound of Tony Bullimore Arriving In Port

11/23/2006

Slide Whistle Sound

11/24/2006

All Hail The Beef

11/27/2006

Street Brawl Music

11/28/2006

Naomi Robson F**k You All

11/29/2006

The Delightful Lovely Andrea

11/30/2006

Convention of Rainmen

December 2006

12/1/2006

A list of previous Key Phrases

2007

JANUARY 2007
29/01/2007	Pure Humbug
30/01/2007	Up-Kilted
31/01/2007	Cant give up the armed robs
FEBRUARY 2007
1/02/2007	Real Making Gold Send Cash Authentic Ukraine
2/02/2007	Pre-Op Tranuary
5/02/2007	F List Rowboat, Hairy Chequebook or (Noble's Blakey Impression)
6/02/2007	The Sound of a Colonic Irrigation
7/02/2007	We Take The Music Seriously
8/02/2007	Welcome to Australia, International Observer
9/02/2007	Nappy Wearing Astronaut Lisa Nowac
12/02/2007	Fuddling with hus Missus
13/02/2007	Wastage and Seepage
14/02/2007	Happy Valentines Day to you to love muffin Richard
15/02/2007	(The Final Countdown as played by Godiva)
16/02/2007	I just think its weird.
19/02/2007	We like the puppies and we want to see you again.
20/02/2007
21/02/2007
22/02/2007	(Hinder Alert)
23/02/2007	Riviting Radiooo
26/02/2007	The Looney Bin
27/02/2007
28/02/2007
MARCH 2007
1/03/2007
2/03/2007
5/03/2007	Let Me Have A Think
6/03/2007	Polkarama
7/03/2007
8/03/2007
9/03/2007
12/03/2007	The Third Act of Shortbus
13/03/2007	Cornetto
14/03/2007
15/03/2007
16/03/2007
19/03/2007	The fabulos prize pack including a fresh water croc a python and several types of lizards
20/03/2007
21/03/2007
22/03/2007
23/03/2007
26/03/2007	Lesbianiacle
27/03/2007
28/03/2007
29/03/2007
30/03/2007
APRIL 2007
2/04/2007
3/04/2007	Aluminium Hats
4/04/2007
5/04/2007
6/04/2007	He was just shaking a mouse out of a tube
9/04/2007	(NO-SHOW)
10/04/2007	What youre looking for is a boot in the arse
11/04/2007
12/04/2007	Red Cliff Dumper or Why'd he chuck the egg at O'Keefe , Just to be a silly prick
13/04/2007
16/04/2007	Brant Music
17/04/2007
18/04/2007	(Fifi Box falling down the stairs)
19/04/2007	Wastage and Seepage
20/04/2007	The Weekend it starts now
23/04/2007	Oh Quakko Yeah
24/04/2007	Bouch
25/04/2007	(NO SHOW)
26/04/2007	Erland Van Lith
27/04/2007	Poowong
30/04/2007
MAY 2007
1/05/2007
2/05/2007
3/05/2007
4/05/2007
5/05/2007
6/05/2007
7/05/2007	And the logie goes to sexual abuse in aboriginal communities
8/05/2007	Herro Karl (Winner of The Award for Cultural Sensitivity)
9/05/2007	Supermodel Hotdog
10/05/2007	the terrorism of 7-11
11/05/2007	Cheesy Gland or Nice Budget
14/05/2007	Travis from Big Brother breaking the world record for using the word MATE
15/05/2007	The Real American Company
16/05/2007	Let's Get Ready To (C)Rumble
17/05/2007	You Were Not There at the beginning of the INTERVIEW!!!!!!
18/05/2007	That's A Bit Gay
21/05/2007	Get Out of The kItchen and Rattle those pots and pans da da da du da da da
22/05/2007	What animal would you steal from the zoo theme song
23/05/2007	They Always do rude stuff to themselves
24/05/2007	Flowers Flowers drifting by the pane in my dreams so sweet flowers red blue or pink
25/05/2007	The Member for Lions (ROAR)
28/05/2007	Do You Have A Semi?
29/05/2007	You cannot take MARIANA without it affecting your mind
30/05/2007	Hoon Adviser Theme
31/05/2007	It looks like there is something rotten in the state of the nedtherlands.
JUNE 2007
1/06/2007	Has Ed often been scratching his nuts as much as he has in the last 30 seconds
4/06/2007	Any decent looking girlfriend.
5/06/2007	One Right Up The Bracket
6/06/2007	It's Me Tony (Bewildered) and Richard (Grubby) and Ed Kavalee (Hungry)
7/06/2007	They all want the fleety magic
8/06/2007	Michael

BREAK FOR TWO WEEKS

25/06/2007	They're calling it Boghenge
26/06/2007	Just a small town boy, don’t stop beliveing de de de de de de de
27/06/2007	Mit Vollem Einsatz
28/06/2007	We've Been Gotchaed (Whistles and Bells)
29/06/2007	Richard Marsland doing Flower Flowers
2/07/2007	The International High Rollers Room
3/07/2007	(A Bassoon Solo)
4/07/2007	I Married A Biscuit
5/07/2007	I deeply regret the Embarrasment Ive caused Myself, My Family and the Club
6/07/2007	(Tribute to Boots Randolph) Benny Hill Chase Theme
9/07/2007	Theme to Justify Your Tatts
10/07/2007	I Got On The Piss With Scott Hooks He Was A Bit of a Prick…ALLEDEGDLY
11/07/2007	Numfounded
12/07/2007	How Come to the tune of How Bizzare
13/07/2007	Minge and Buttress
16/07/2007	I'm Just Gonna Take A Wild Stab Here
17/07/2007	I'm with my wife nobody knows who I am so i'm in the paper prentending like football.
18/07/2007	(Templeblock Riot)
19/07/2007	What's the thing people do on the internet..MASTURBATE
20/07/2007	Dad you have got an ugly vagina
23/07/2007	Rappin Richard Marsland
24/07/2007	The Bottle Boys Theme Song sung by Ross Noble
25/07/2007	Fan of Shame
26/07/2007	The guy that was in that magazine getting up his missus
27/07/2007	Sucking down a few Bevo's
30/07/2007	NO KEY PHRASE
31/07/2007	What do you expect them to do fall on the ground and eat dirt get real
1/08/2007	And don't forget the scrotum
2/08/2007	(John Howard Laughing)
3/08/2007	The Warrick Capper Calls Catchphrases
6/08/2007	My Long Blonde Locks
7/08/2007	Heavy stuff, loud stuff and nothing too homosexual
8/08/2007	You're No Wharf Slapper
9/08/2007	(Ed's Dolphin Call) or Call That 17 it doesn’t look like 17 from here
10/08/2007	Milk Bank
13/08/2007	Strudel Shushimi Ravioli Carpachio Cappucino
14/08/2007	Rickets. What do you mean I might have rickets.
15/08/2007	Richard Giving The PM a Genital Spongebath
16/08/2007	Ugh Dude I Got Some Serious Farting to do
17/08/2007	Rucktober
20/08/2007	George The Animal Harpez
21/08/2007	(Kevin Rudd at the Strippers)
22/08/2007	There's chuck everywhere and the seats are disgusting and the graffiti's the worst
23/08/2007	(Dog Barking in the Distance)
24/08/2007	Richard's Vengabus Song
25/08/2007
27/08/2007	480+ National
28/08/2007	(NO KEY PHRASE)
29/08/2007	Diasphorus Isa Dunkin Kit
30/08/2007	Ed Kavalee Electrocuting Himself
31/08/2007	Ed's version of The Vengabus Song

BREAK FOR TWO WEEKS

17/09/2007 We are now time pacific 18/09/2007 Ed Kavalee Singing Shannon Noll 19/09/2007 Feel The Steel 20/09/2007 Kim Beazly Theme 21/09/2007 I've got the pilot on VHS or Kavalee singing American Pie badly 24/09/2007 How Come? 25/09/2007 Thanks for the memories sung by Richard Marsland 26/09/2007 I'm Free 27/09/2007 Your Time is Up 28/09/2007 Camilla Parker Bowels has finally found her place at Madam Tousauds 1/10/2007 IEAE 2/10/2007 (Electrocute Kevin Rudd) 3/10/2007 Nice Crackle 4/10/2007 I'm George Effing Harrison 5/10/2007 Warning Packed with Cheeky Humour 8/10/2007 With Richard Marsland on The Buttons 9/10/2007 When my mates parents want to do a bit of bed wrestling they throw a handful of lollies into the woodheap 10/10/2007 Burns is talking to Smithers, and Smithers is talking to Burns 11/10/2007 Hey Christine 12/10/2007 Take off the eye make up you look like a whore 15/10/2007 Thanks for sending in your messages of condolensnce 16/10/2007 A Succesful annoyance for the Austereo Network 17/10/2007 (raspberry) or What the joffing heck was that 18/10/2007 ASSAULT ASSAULT You Touched me officer, sorry as spoken by Pete Smith 19/10/2007 Don’t Taser Me Bro, Don't Tase ME 22/10/2007 You listening to this program know we have gone far enough we don’t need to go any further 23/10/2007 Mister Goolie has given his resignation 24/10/2007 Whenever you want to turn your frown upsidedown go to petitionspot.com and my reaction always is (milkshake slurp) 25/10/2007 One Right Up The Bracket 26/10/2007 Thatch a Thicket to your Jaksie 29/10/2007 Cheap, Nasty and Downright Boring 30/10/2007 Undercrackers 31/10/2007 Got a bit of a bulge in the pants and im feeling good 1/11/2007 Ocean Glimpses 2/11/2007 He's been washed away by the sea 5/11/2007 We've been asked to move along by security 6/11/2007 (Duck Quacks) 7/11/2007 All my friends are like 13 year old japanese school girls 8/11/2007 Hell 9/11/2007 Pest and Bomb 12/11/2007 You're much to beautiful girl in Indian Accent 13/11/2007 The Basil's Fawlty or Like Yelling at a Puppet 14/11/2007 Theme to Justify Your Tatts 15/11/2007 Hoon Adviser Theme 16/11/2007 Have condiments rubbed on their genitals to change their ability to run or by the way you've got a pretty mouth 19/11/2007 (Jimmy Barnes Yodelling) 20/11/2007 MINGO! 21/11/2007 "I'm sorry, that perm is far too bourgeois!" 22/11/2007 I'm Free 23/11/2007 NO KEY PHRASE