Here are all of the key phrases from the show's run in 2006. This section is under heavy construction and is being remade in Ed Kavalee's image. Please stand by.

April

03/04/2006 “I have to go…” (TBM Caller)
04/04/2006 No key phrase
05/04/2006 Fount of Tumescence
06/04/2006 Christian Spiel
07/04/2006 Fullsome Ignitions / “I’ve never heard of Nickelback”
10/04/2006 We can’t afford no gas
11/04/2006 “I don’t recall”
12/04/2006 Nucular
13/04/2006 Gape in wonder at a fat man’s buttocks
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18/04/2006 You want to go halves in a baby?
19/04/2006 Teledildonics
20/04/2006 Shuffling to Glory
21/04/2006 Huuhuuhuuhuuh (Blakey voice)
24/04/2006 I’ve had a boob job!
26/04/2006 Have a Happy Anzac Day
27/04/2006 The smell of doughnuts can increase blood flow to the penis
28/04/2006 Anything said about Kevin Costner

May

01/05/2006 Hoppo Bombo
02/05/2006 Hot for Teacher
03/05/2006 Floss Cassingle
04/05/2006 Chop in a toaster
05/05/2006 If you would, Mr Bear
08/05/2006 Jubal
09/05/2006 Urine Therapy
10/05/2006 Hear Hear
11/05/2006 And don’t forget the scrotum
12/05/2006 Grolar or Pizzley
15/05/2006 Bedraggled Brant takes a dump in his hat unobserved by the mango mafia
16/05/2006 Save our boobies
17/05/2006 Hoon Hoon Hoon Adviser
18/05/2006 I’m invincible…
19/05/2006 Content
22/05/2006 The one who writes the words for Elton John
23/05/2006 No no no no no no no no noo
24/05/2006 I’ll get you the equivalent from the $2 shop
25/05/2006 The Gute
26/05/2006 Semen Rooster Something
29/05/2006 Electrocution noise
30/05/2006 Hooter noise

June

01/06/2006 Hoof Pause Arted
02/06/2006 Where are you now?
05/06/2006 How good is this?
06/06/2006 The monkey grabbed his hand
07/06/2006 Switkowski
08/06/2006 Richard E. Grant was here
09/06/2006 Charlie Sheen’s rubber buttocks
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13/06/2006 Like to Get To Know You Well
14/06/2006 Otto Pfister
15/06/2006 Red House – don’t forget your bins
16/06/2006 Otto Pfister
19/06/2006 What really annoys me is if Dad forgets the chicken on Friday
20/06/2006 Which organ would you lose?
21/06/2006 Taepodong 2
22/06/2006 Guys and girls are different
23/06/2006 Who do you fancy in the top 4?
26/06/2006 Uuhhh…
27/06/2006 400 Grams
28/06/2006 Yellow Bellied Black Snake at a Barbeque
30/06/2006 Happy Birthday Ed Kavalee

July

03/07/2006 Ooooooooh
04/07/2006 Aaaaaah/Muntaaaah
05/07/2006 I’m gonna have to get a Pfisterectomy
06/07/2006 Remember the offals are the best part
07/07/2006 No key phrase (not enough time)
10/07/2006 So it’s 6 of one and half a dozen of the other, are those your’s on my forehead?
11/07/2006 Oh me plums!
12/07/2006 Ben Elton
13/07/2006 There’s a man in the bathroom soaping himself
14/07/2006 Snap, Crackle, Guardian
17/07/2006 Well I think we can assume that at some stage in their lives most women are going to have sex
18/07/2006 It’s not a crime at all…(Jeff Fenech)
19/07/2006 What’s in the box? What’s in the box today…?
20/07/2006 Wanna hear more about that story? Sure you do!
21/07/2006 The windows, not portals, outward on windows of thought
24/07/2006 Boob Dent
25/07/2006 No key phrase
26/07/2006 Sunken eyed Ukranian harlots
27/07/2006 Garage door opening sound
28/07/2006 Real and Ed's version of “Your Body is a Wonderland”
31/07/2006 Being here…so lucky

August

01/08/2006 Elastic Loaf
02/08/2006 You can take my license, but you’ll never take MY TEQUILA!
03/08/2006 He’s dead now, and that’s as it should be. But I’ll never love again
04/08/2006 Frogsack
07/08/2006 Megan Gale-Force Water
08/08/2006 We want the finest wines available to humanity. We want them here, we want them now…
09/08/2006 You’ve Got The Touch
10/08/2006 Meet Bugs Bunny
11/08/2006 -
14/08/2006 Pro Kozlowski Fervour
15/08/2006 At The Bowser
16/08/2006 Phantom Power Wizard Master Smasher
17/08/2006 You are dealing with Dickinson!
18/08/2006 Heated towel rack
21/08/2006 Down with the pantser
23/08/2006 Bile coloured Exa
24/08/2006 No key phrase (see features)
25/08/2006 Welcome aboard Kevin Smith
28/08/2006 University Cigarette
29/08/2006 My face is haunted
20/08/2006 Gussy Sampson
31/08/2006 Eagle Eye Icehouse

September

01/09/2006 Meerkat Manor
04/09/2006 Killer Albinos
05/09/2006 Don’t do that coz I’ve got my pants around my ankles
06/09/2006 Maria, what is it you can’t face?
07/09/2006 Catch Me I’m Falling
08/09/2006 Name & Shame
11/09/2006 Chaps on Backwards
12/09/2006 Wags the dog, he likes to tango…
13/09/2006 We’re gonna have an eye-popping, cracking lot of kit on that stand
14/09/2006 Free Naomi Robson
15/09/2006 Late for Work Poem
18/09/2006 Gympie Protest
19/09/2006 Ready Relief Bottle
20/09/2006 Manhole
21/09/2006 Armitage Shanks
22/09/2006 Dalek Beazley Theme
25/09/2006 Shocking horror another cover up
26/09/2006 Back Stick Trap
27/09/2006 There’s a Gecko in my soup
28/09/2006 Red Hot Go
29/09/2006 Dick-bar’s beat update

October

02/10/2006 Home of the favourite body part of mine: The Ass
03/10/2006 No key phrase
04/10/2006 Bag of testes
05/10/2006 You’ll Bar Up
06/10/2006 Is this a…dagger I see before me, or one of them…daggers of the mind
09/10/2006 School of the Air…The Passiona High Song
10/10/2006 Absolute Bollocks
11/10/2006 Toto Neorest
12/10/2006 -
13/10/2006 This is a problem
16/10/2006 Bring me something deciduous
17/10/2006 No key phrase
18/10/2006 My pussy saw a UFO
19/10/2006 Bob’s F-word
20/10/2006 Ed’s Joke
23/10/2006 We’re gonna have an eye-popping, cracking lot of kit on that stand
24/10/2006 Hotbed of tail
25/10/2006 Renee Lawrence is a psychopathic lesbian
26/10/2006 The Labor Party says “Ahhhhhh…”
27/10/2006 Pot Kettle!
30/10/2006 Warmal Globing
31/10/2006 Ohh Ohh Ohh

November

01/11/2006 Knights In White Satin
02/11/2006 Did you see Axl’s Gear – Allegedly
03/11/2006 Allegedly
06/11/2006 Mexicans infuriate me
07/11/2006 Barroom Fluffer
08/11/2006 Goodbye Col & Frank or Frogsack
09/11/2006 Turkish Grip
10/11/2006 Fartgate
13/11/2006 Scorched Colon
14/11/2006 Premier Competition
15/11/2006 Cycle of Life
16/11/2006 Blow This
17/11/2006 Obey the Cow
20/11/2006 Matera sucks off Johnson
21/11/2006 Horse-faced Martian
22/11/2006 Sound of Tony Bullimore arriving in port
23/11/2006 Slide Whistle sound
24/11/2006 All Hail The Beef
27/11/2006 Street Brawl Music
28/11/2006 Naomi Robson – F*** You All
29/11/2006 The Delightful, Lovely Andrea
30/11/2006 Convention of Rainman

December

01/12/2006 A compilation/list of previous key phrases