Matt Dower is a prisoner of Get This on the 'pots and pans', chained to a desk and made to produce sketches, soundbites and podcasts for the show and fans. Tony leaked on air that Matt's reward for his hard work is a cheese platter, a Dean Geyer album and a punch in the head.

Here's what he has to say, straight from his page on the defunct official Triple M Get This site:

"Hi I'm Matt Dower 'on the pots and pans'. As if it's not enough they keep me chained to the desk all day. . . then they keep me here all night, chopping up the shows into bite sizes (the Recent and Prior Offences) and main course (that f***ing 40 minute podcast. . . don't think I haven't noticed we're doing 3 of them a week now guys. Don't you understand I have to eat! And rock out, at my home studio complex, the 'Dower Tower'.) Anyway you can rest assured the levels are all well within an acceptable range and all 'madcap' sound effects are EQ'd to 'Dowergasmic' perfection. And now, if you'll excuse me, I need to don my formal caftan. . . I'm recording an acoustic set with Stinkfist."