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Rex Hunt
That's what a fool does - I'm invincible, I'm paying money, the girl's happy, she's got no money, I got my rocks off, ah how good is this? Everything's fine, until you get found out.
Address to the Nation (excerpts), as memorised by Richard Marsland:
Who would have guessed that the little fat kid from Mordialloc would make it, just because you don't graduate head of the class doesn't mean you can't one day own the school.
Oxford Street in London will never be the same, with the chorus of "Yibbity yibbida's" following me down the street.
A man came up to me and said "Rex, I love the show". He gave me his business card, to an address in the Netherlands. This is dizzy stuff folks!
Rex Hunt reads the Da Vinci Code, as interpreted by Tony Martin:
As Professor Robert Langdon stood in the famous museum the Louvre, looking at the dead body of the museum's renowned curator, he knew instantly who was responsible. Knockers, deadbeats, lightweights and losers, who don't know the meaning of hard work and elbow grease, and who have never done a decent day's hard yakka, or toil, in their lives.
It wasn't the first time the famous professor had been confronted with this yibbity yibbida about Opus Dei. Oh sure, he'd taken on the thugs in the scallop industry, and won - somebody had to - but this Opus Dei mob were fair dinkum mongrels and bludgers. Much like my own critics. Parasites, knockers, who when asked the first thing about fishing, let you down. Every time, without fail, or exception. Oh sure, Da Vinci had his critics too, but where are they now? Well I'll tell you folks, sitting back on the couch, rolling a fat cigarette, bitching, and waiting for the next handout, on the Gravy-Town express to Nowhere Town.
Suddenly, a voice, a shadowy figure, in that famous French museum the Louvre. It hands the professor a business card. The address, the Netherlands. This is dizzy stuff folks! Old Leonardo was bloody spot-on, when he said, and I quote, his own words, verbatim: "Nothing, was ever achieved, while sitting back rolling a fat cigarette..." But Professor Langdon dared to dream that maybe, just maybe, or perhaps, in the future, years from now, a kiddy might pass by that famous French museum the Louvre and remember the fat kid from Mordialloc High who took on the thugs from the scallop industry and the Priory of Sion. Oh yeah, this is Da Vinci stuff folks!
Rex in Russia
I tell you what, if it doesn't kill you it can only make you stronger. And I've just come back from the biggest business trip in Europe, where people from Russia who can't speak English are talking about me.....This is but a mere glitch on the radar, but let me say to you one thing - I will not stop trying new things. Because without innovation, and without trying, you can't do anything. And that's what I said to the children of Prague, when I spoke to them at the fishing show - "Have a go!" ....And I can tell you right here and now, if those critics, and by the way, I've been all over the world like you - have you ever seen a monument erected in memory of a critic? Er, the sad thing for my critics, the biggest kick in the pants for quite some time, and just like this beautiful fire I'm sitting by, it's given me great fuel and energy.
Rex on Australian Rules Football
Some of the so-called football being dished up on the field at the moment is cheap, nasty and downright boring. Some of the chippy, crappy stuff is an insult to people who pay for the game. Hey and that's you people out there listening to this. You pay. Either through the turnstiles or by listening to us or watching the game on TV or buying the newspapers. YOU PAY!
Now I am really concerned, not for my future because Lyn and I have mapped that out, and that's private thank you very much! But I'm concerned for the game and the next crop of broadcasting PUPPETS! Yes, you ferret! Who have to try for 6 hours to talk up a game that has become boring and far-fetched from the good ol' spirit of Aussie Rules. I was born and spawned on this game in Bay 13, selling and eating Dixie ice-creams, and then through guts and hard work, ran onto this great arena.
Address to the Nation (excerpts), as memorised by Richard Marsland:
Who would have guessed that the little fat kid from Mordialloc would make it, just because you don't graduate head of the class doesn't mean you can't one day own the school.
Oxford Street in London will never be the same, with the chorus of "Yibbity yibbida's" following me down the street.
A man came up to me and said "Rex, I love the show". He gave me his business card, to an address in the Netherlands. This is dizzy stuff folks!
Rex Hunt reads the Da Vinci Code, as interpreted by Tony Martin:
As Professor Robert Langdon stood in the famous museum the Louvre, looking at the dead body of the museum's renowned curator, he knew instantly who was responsible. Knockers, deadbeats, lightweights and losers, who don't know the meaning of hard work and elbow grease, and who have never done a decent day's hard yakka, or toil, in their lives.
It wasn't the first time the famous professor had been confronted with this yibbity yibbida about Opus Dei. Oh sure, he'd taken on the thugs in the scallop industry, and won - somebody had to - but this Opus Dei mob were fair dinkum mongrels and bludgers. Much like my own critics. Parasites, knockers, who when asked the first thing about fishing, let you down. Every time, without fail, or exception. Oh sure, Da Vinci had his critics too, but where are they now? Well I'll tell you folks, sitting back on the couch, rolling a fat cigarette, bitching, and waiting for the next handout, on the Gravy-Town express to Nowhere Town.
Suddenly, a voice, a shadowy figure, in that famous French museum the Louvre. It hands the professor a business card. The address, the Netherlands. This is dizzy stuff folks! Old Leonardo was bloody spot-on, when he said, and I quote, his own words, verbatim: "Nothing, was ever achieved, while sitting back rolling a fat cigarette..." But Professor Langdon dared to dream that maybe, just maybe, or perhaps, in the future, years from now, a kiddy might pass by that famous French museum the Louvre and remember the fat kid from Mordialloc High who took on the thugs from the scallop industry and the Priory of Sion. Oh yeah, this is Da Vinci stuff folks!
Rex in Russia
I tell you what, if it doesn't kill you it can only make you stronger. And I've just come back from the biggest business trip in Europe, where people from Russia who can't speak English are talking about me.....This is but a mere glitch on the radar, but let me say to you one thing - I will not stop trying new things. Because without innovation, and without trying, you can't do anything. And that's what I said to the children of Prague, when I spoke to them at the fishing show - "Have a go!" ....And I can tell you right here and now, if those critics, and by the way, I've been all over the world like you - have you ever seen a monument erected in memory of a critic? Er, the sad thing for my critics, the biggest kick in the pants for quite some time, and just like this beautiful fire I'm sitting by, it's given me great fuel and energy.
Rex on Australian Rules Football
Some of the so-called football being dished up on the field at the moment is cheap, nasty and downright boring. Some of the chippy, crappy stuff is an insult to people who pay for the game. Hey and that's you people out there listening to this. You pay. Either through the turnstiles or by listening to us or watching the game on TV or buying the newspapers. YOU PAY!
Now I am really concerned, not for my future because Lyn and I have mapped that out, and that's private thank you very much! But I'm concerned for the game and the next crop of broadcasting PUPPETS! Yes, you ferret! Who have to try for 6 hours to talk up a game that has become boring and far-fetched from the good ol' spirit of Aussie Rules. I was born and spawned on this game in Bay 13, selling and eating Dixie ice-creams, and then through guts and hard work, ran onto this great arena.
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